F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 11, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    Why not use butter around the boy’s neck? (When I was about two/three years old, I had my head stuck in a rocking chair; mother phoned someone with a circular saw to liberate me. Still have the chair, but no longer the piece in which I was stuck.)

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    They should, appropriately, get the chair for this!

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    Wilkins068  over 6 years ago

    If you go to jail, make sure you stick your head through the bars.

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  over 6 years ago

    So, if they get his head from between the chair spokes, will that make him un-spoken?

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Had a cat do that one time chasing a bug – nothing like twenty razor sharp claws on a terrified animal while trying to remove her head fro the chair. Like this kid, a twit, but we love em!

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    Luanaphile  over 6 years ago

    Sadly the child’s head was there when dad glued in the spindles.

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    John W Kennedy Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “But my head slid in and out easily, last year!”

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    adrianrune  over 6 years ago

    The kid’s ears are usually the problem. Grab ‘em by the ankles and turn them up so their face is pointing the way out. (Hopefully that’s clear.) Should slip through with little problem.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    As I sat in my son’s school office one morning, I saw a bunch of teachers/staff members run into the office asking for butter. One of the receptionists said she has some Crisco in the back (probably for just this reason as I can’t think of any other reason to take Crisco to work). They left with the jar of Crisco and paper towels. A few minutes later they all come back with a crying little girl whose arm was slightly red and very greasy. Apparently, she got her arm stuck in something somewhere in the school. She was fine physically, just more embarrassed and scared than anything.

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