Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for June 15, 2018

Twinkies burn?

Either you are a con artist or touched in the head is how it goes. Either you are with malice if fore thought bilking people or you believe you really are in contact with some kind of powerful entity.

An offering of burnt twinkies. That has got to be sacrilegious, somehow.

Verne is wrong. Religion is a very organized mob. It scams people on a weekly basis, and for some, on a daily basis. Plus it has them WANTING to come back to be scammed some more.

Religion and civilization are NOT Compatible.

It’s the biggest scam in the world.

Isn’t it interesting that “God” is All-Knowing, All-Seeing, All-Powerful, and yet..he can’t handle money! He ALWAYS seems to need just a little bit more! And he wants US to give it to him…through his OH, SO Trustworthy agents, like Jim Bakker, Pat Robertson, Creflo Dollar, Joel Osteen, and others. And isn’t it interesting that since almost the beginning of recorded history, “Churches”, and the like, are almost ALWAYS the biggest, fanciest, and most elaborate places in the Town, Village, city, whatever? So, exactly WHERE IS all that money going, anyway?? It SURE AS HELL isn’t going to the poor, or the people who could benefit the most from it!

As the saying goes (sorta), “God made man in His image and man (and a certain raccoon) returned the compliment.”

If prayers worked, Trump wouldn’t be our POTUS now.

I’m starting to realize this storyline is kind of like an Ed, Edd n Eddy episode.