Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 08, 2018

Sounds like a job for One-Punch Man.

But, wouldn’t the Dalai Lama need to have the Everything bagel?

How about a raccoon with a gun?

Everything Bagel: “No Bagel is an island, entire of itself…”

In Panel 5 of “Doug”, the camera pulls back to show Bugs Bunny, who turns to the audience and asks, “Ain’t I a stinker?”

So let me get this straight…

If Percival Dunwoody gets his hand on the Everything Bagel, then controlling both time and space he’ll kill billions (because he’s an idiot), and it’s up to Doug and Social Justice Warrior to stop him? Without Particularly-Good-at-Archery Man, we’re doomed…

But where does the killer Russian AI fit in? I thought they wrapped that up in the last one…

Doug, the only way to assert control of your own destiny would be to kill yourself in the second or third panel. You had no choice when to enter the strip, but you can leave it under your own terms.

SPOILER ALERT FOR A MOVIE YOU’VE ALREADY SEEN:

This seems like as good a place as any to mention that Thanos’s plan just seemed stupid to me. I don’t know about the rest of the universe, but if you simply killed off half of Earth’s population by lot, you’re still left with 3.5 billion people (who are, on the whole, as healthy and viable for reproduction as the ones who died), which is where we were around 1970. Is he gonna have to do the whole Infinity Gauntlet thing again every 50 years? It looked to me like the Infinity Stones were pretty much burnt out after a single use.

If you don’t do anything to limit doubling time, then population control by wholesale cutting-out is only a short-term solution.

I can’t wait to find out the answer to SJW’s question.

Doug is a comic strip character to those who think, and a tragic strip character to those who feel.

Wait, haven’t Ialready read some of these on Super Fun Pak Comics?