The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 29, 2018

What is he getting in trouble for? There is nothing on her to see.

Murray knew it was a fluke that he got this date.

Looks like he just dating her for the halibut, who he really wanted to go out with!

She’s on edge and out of her plaice.

once you have flounder , never let her go

Do I sense a dab of indignation? Is the sole calling her date a heel?

Right off the bat, Murray gets on her wrong side.

She’s being careful, she heard Murray’s a grouper.

She seems a little one sided to me. Should find someone with more depth.

Are they drinking Oceanspray?

She’s right . . . the eyes are the windows to the sole, after all.

Don’t take the bait, fella; there’s no way to win this one.

People who date flounders tend to flounder.

I sense this relationship is floundering.

LOL. This, and the comments, reminds me of a song from ages ago:

.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI

Gimmie dat fish!

Boy, salmon-chanted evening this is going to be.

That’s what he gets for dating a bottom feeder.

Wonderful comments folks!