Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 05, 2010

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    A big help you are, Cosmo!

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    pouncingtiger  almost 14 years ago

    Cosmo’s brain has been sucked out.

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    BigChiefDesoto  almost 14 years ago

    No. You’d be dead!

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    Joe_Minotaur  almost 14 years ago

    “If you were going faster than the speed of light and you turned on your headlights, would they do anything?”

    Steven Wright

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    BigChiefDesoto  almost 14 years ago

    You can’t go faster than light so the question is meaningless!

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    pbarnrob  almost 14 years ago

    ^They would project a beam of Dark ahead of you.

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    Yukoner  almost 14 years ago

    Light travels faster than sound. Which explains why some people appear to be bright until you hear then speak.

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    jscam Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Anyway, you have to consider the almost 73% of dark energy in it.

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    llong65  almost 14 years ago

    the answer to the question…….you would hear it only if the mic was turned on in his space suit…your in a vacuum,you have to be wearing space suits.

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    Sandfan  almost 14 years ago

    Sound does not travel in a physical vacuum, as there are no particles for it to travel upon. It does, however, travel extensively in an intellectual vacuum, as is proven in every election cycle.

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    If you’re in a vacuum and someone calls your name presumably both of you are in the same vacuum and you are both alive, therefore you are in pressure suits. So is your radio on?

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    twj0729  almost 14 years ago

    @Yukoner How true, how true!

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    odeliasimone  almost 14 years ago

    It would be really hard to breathe in all that dust in a vacuum.

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    steelerman66  almost 14 years ago

    depends if it is a Hoover or not those things are really loud

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    ottomaeshun  almost 14 years ago

    I think he should know. After all is name is Cosmo.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Nah, it’s one of them riddles. If you’re in a vacuum & someone calls your name, you’re a spider.

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    AnotherFineMess  almost 3 years ago

    “Popular Junk.” Sounds like every modern magazine. And TV show.

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