Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 08, 2018

Scrape the bottom of your shoe.

It’s #1 for the money and #2 for the show

Froglandia thanks the #2 for keeping us regular ….

Who is Number One?

The bird’s #2?

Really?

https://www.gocomics.com/saturday-morning-breakfast-cereal/2018/06/07

When did GC’s standards change? Teresa got flogged for far less.

Tiny seagull is unaware of the mergrace that lurks beneath the placid surface, her attention on the approaching regatta of frogs in their tugs, and what they might be pulling.

… second place is the first loser…

… so it is number one in some respects…

… but what if you’re someone that never did better than 43rd, coming in second?…

… I’d say that was something?…

… so…Pained, it’s ok to say f*cking on gocomics ,now?…

… that doesn’t mean we should say f*ckin’…

… saying f*ckin’ is rude…

… and consider the children that never read the funnies anymore…

… I guess having a potty mouth makes #2 the true number of the day…

… careful, or cartoon comics won’t be allowed in cake shops and hardward stores…

…or i hobs…

My absolute fav. Sponsors.

We tri harder.

2’s a busy number. It’s been an active sponsor of Sesame Street for years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kefir

“Don’t do it in the lake.” Greenpeace

We’re number 2! We’re number 2! . . .

Now if we were sponsored by 5, I could have brought in the Firesign Theater: https://youtu.be/QLOBaG9hDa0

Avis was #2 and proud of it … which brings to mind businesses that almost made it … like 6 Eleven, Moonbucks Coffee, Home Station Hardware, Micro-Hard, and Carl’s Sr. All close, but no cigarette ….

I’m hoping tomorrow will be #3; it being the magic number and all.

I’m out of my depth in two feet of water too.

2 is overworked and underpaid. I’d like to see an FA sponsored by 59.2776, if Sister doesn’t mind….