Dad tell me about marriage. Say you’re sorry son. Okay I’m sorry. No I need you to say it like you mean it. Okay but what did I do? Just tell me you’re sorry and make me believe it. OKAY I’M really sorry. Please forgive me. Apology accepted. Now will you tell me about marriage. I just did and you’re welcome.
Norm: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you. You may not phone a friend, or ask the audience. Go directly to the Doghouse. Do not pass go, do not collect spousal benefits.
Skeptical Meg about 6 years ago
Well, duh, Norm.
The Pro from Dover about 6 years ago
50 more years of it Norm
Znox11 about 6 years ago
May all your fights be over when the car gets home.
alc7 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Impeccable logic.
diverleo about 6 years ago
It’s almost 100% effective.
nbwddd about 6 years ago
Dad tell me about marriage. Say you’re sorry son. Okay I’m sorry. No I need you to say it like you mean it. Okay but what did I do? Just tell me you’re sorry and make me believe it. OKAY I’M really sorry. Please forgive me. Apology accepted. Now will you tell me about marriage. I just did and you’re welcome.
B UTTONS about 6 years ago
Norm: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you. You may not phone a friend, or ask the audience. Go directly to the Doghouse. Do not pass go, do not collect spousal benefits.
well-i-never about 6 years ago
I didn’t even see it as an argument. He blanked out seeing his ex girlfriend and they discussed what the heck is wrong with him.