Get hit by a car. Suffer pain during the recovery. Sue the driver (does not matter that you crossed when the sign was displaying anything but a WALK sign). Attorney gets 1/3 of all recovery. You still owe for medical bills, loss of wages, oh — still in pain.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
It’s a good question. One that has been asked many times with nary a serious answer, and I think it’s about damn time we got one.
Dtroutma over 6 years ago
Because it’s there.
danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago
Five seconds later, it started flashing ‘Why Not?’.
jpayne4040 over 6 years ago
Because I want to!
Stevefk over 6 years ago
Ah, he’s just chicken to make the crossing!
-Saint- over 6 years ago
He wants to show the opossums, rabbits, and squirrels it can be done…
cubswin2016 over 6 years ago
Once chickens started crossing the road, frogs had to do it too. In fact, it got so popular that they had to make a video game about it.
Tempest over 6 years ago
Because it’s too far to walk around.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
Going to a peck-nic.
joefearsnothing over 6 years ago
This is a good one!
42ntson over 6 years ago
I dream of a world in which chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Radish... over 6 years ago
To eat at Bugs.
Squoop over 6 years ago
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
cuzinron47 over 6 years ago
To get away from the KFC.
cheryl.johns63 over 6 years ago
clever
B UTTONS over 6 years ago
Personal Injury attorneys are bored and broke.
Get hit by a car. Suffer pain during the recovery. Sue the driver (does not matter that you crossed when the sign was displaying anything but a WALK sign). Attorney gets 1/3 of all recovery. You still owe for medical bills, loss of wages, oh — still in pain.
angelolady Premium Member over 6 years ago
The chicken is cute….
TazzTec over 6 years ago
To get to the Red Hen Restaurant.