Pickles by Brian Crane for July 04, 2018

sounds like a tactic Andy Capp would do on Flo

To improve the chances of your message being received positively, smooth the path with a generous helping of butter.

He should have quit while he was ahead. And made himself a sandwich. (And I usually root for Earl!)

One naturally leads to the other.

I wonder if Muffin’s expression is contemptuous or approving. Maybe both?

Earl sure knows how to ruin things.

My gratuatous spousal compliments are met with abject skepticism….and rightfully so. :D

Earl, there’s a loaf of bread and some peanut butter in the cupboard. Get busy.

Apparently, Earl thinks of a wife as HIS choice of a mother, and mother — never taking time to help him learn the basics of successful independence — always did whatever for him.

She should have said “I’m going out to eat and you’re welcome to join me”! ;o)

He almost had it

Some folks don’t know when to quit while there ahead.

Is it just my feed or did several comics get shrunk today? Including this one. I have to expand it just to read it – and, yes, I have my glasses.

YETHSIR ! This happens occasionally in OUR house too !

I can’t believe she bought that.

Earl, don’t think you’re getting any tonight. Dinner neither.

Earl must of waited all day to use that one so as to get some Pork Chops.

Earl can multi-task with the best of them.

WOW! Hero to zero in a microsecond. (0.000001)

The way to a man’s stomach is through her heart?

⇧ @templo

perhaps it’s because you’re desperately trying to come up with your daily dim comment at andy capp that you’re too distracted to have a clue about his character…