Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 19, 2018

I wonder if she will let me make a sandwich. Let us suppose a woman is also buying cheese.

Those hams can be quite heavy, so grocery clerks are always willing to lend helping hands..

Looks like she got a little too close to the freezer compartment.

M61: http://www.messier-objects.com/messier-61/

Always a struggle.

My favorite part was the indotherm above the oil lamp.

Glazed or honey smoked?

If she is a victim of a hamless man, then she is definitely in search of a ham … the Urban dictionary suggests this to be so ….

Between a waxed-paper wrapped ham and that latex outfit she’s wearing, the hands are there for the fumbling!

A mature armature for an amateur ham autour auto tour

See Me Feel Me Touch Me Heal Me

from Handy, the opera sponsored by Denny’s Moon Over My Hammy.

Shhhhhhhhh, please, can you not see the piety and sanctity of this moment? Show a little reverence for this laying on of hands and invocation of the Holy Spirit of Lame! Once the flame, which burns brightly with the tallow of Garfield, has been extinguished, then it will be time to celebrate! and get your glazed ham-on, and other porky delights.

Those pigs touching her look like they can supply her with plenty of ham.

I do not get this one.

Furthermore I don’t understand it, either. While the “hands-on” shoppers do whatever they are doing, I am wracked by numerological puzzlements.

And all by the dim light of an old kerosene lamp, the likes of which I haven’t had to use for quite a few years….

@SISYPHOS. My guess is that Teresa figured you were getting a bit too comfortable and uppity. Today’s head scratcher was intended to remind you that you are, and will always BE, low on the Froglandia totem pole.

Which hand is the other hand?

The frog on the bottom holds the other frogs up, its frogs all the way down.