Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 06, 2018

A spoiler is needed to make his car go.

Didn’t they already make a bad animated film about this?

I thought spoilers were for getting the chicks.

NO SPOILERS!

Look at that “S car go”. Apologies for an old one.

Wait until he floors it!

No, spoilers are for looking good!

A gastropod can dream, can’t he?

Only if they’re installed correctly and you’re planning on going over 90MPH

Spoiler alert!

Nothing funnier than an oversize spoiler on a small car with a loud muffler. 0 to 60 the same, gas mileage the same and the car looks stupid.

Hubris: setting up starting blocks for a marathon.

Yeah I know and I’ve got stick-em on my tires to keep from spinning out on the turns! ;o}

Designed by Carroll Shell-by.

I put some on my station wagon but didn’t notice any difference.

I always thought they were grab handles, especially on small cars. Just pick it up and shove it in a box in the garage for the night.

Hey, he can dream, can’t he?

I just love his smile!

I saw a spoiler on a Smart Car not long ago. I hope it was in jest.

A typical preconception. Yesterday, he was caught by the police at a speed of 300mph.