Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 28, 2018

Bung’s nose will divine

The least amount of wine

Ever to be found in a tun

It’s really a gift,

All it needs is a whiff

And Bun is over the moon

Apologies to poets everywhere

Wiz, hope you can divine the fortune to be made here!

So, does that mean that the keeper dilutes his drinks with water?

Bung wants to be able to divine if his drink’s been watered.

Bung is thrilled.