Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 11, 2018

OK, wrap this disaster up!

When all is said and done Gil’s really just a crotchety old jerk.

Kind of like Bill Murray in “What About Bob?”

P1, Gil’s crab claw is about to act very presidentially.

P2, And we’re still dreaming of Milford CC.

P3, What about Barry Bader?

P1 What media outlet is this hottie representing…the Milford Trumpet, or Marty Moon’s station. She is blond so it possibly could be Fox News!!!

Help me, is Marty Moon still on suspension? I wonder what that drunken, racist pervert has ben up to???

Milford CC is closed this season for renovations , total clubhouse tear down/rebuild, pool and golf course redo. The tennis courts are open however.

Football practice will be on us before you know it.

In all reality , You realize Coach that sending Ryan to a D ll school rather than a JC will cost his parents $$$. In regards to Kevin , I expect that some young lady who he has asked to marry him will come to me and ask the same question to me you just asked .

P3 – I know I will!!

There’s a Moose on the loose in Milford and he needs a date to the mid Summer prom. I think he and Dafne will go and Young Bader will attend stag.

One person who won’t be asking that question is Kevin Pelwicki, because he will know the answer. On his 25th class reunion, he will let them know it too: “You don’t understand. I could’a had class. I could’a been a contender. I could’a been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it. It was you, Thorp. It was you.”

I must be missing something…

All Moose’ll have to do is pull out the Valley Conference record book. What about Kevin Pelwecki, indeed!

No playdowns for the baseball team this year. How does this guy keep his job- blackmail?

when does summer vacation start here ?

Poor Kevin won’t be remembered in Milford. He’ll end up taking that 3.5 GPA, getting a degree in Aerospace Engineering and spend the rest of his life talking about launch angle.

People will be saying to Kevin “what about you?”? Huh? What?

P3- “Kevin is going to attempt to walk on at State University.” See Gil, that wasn’t so hard to answer.

“What about Kevin Pelwecki?”

Seems like everone’s engaging in whataboutery these days.

“Yeah, in three years maybe he will be an electrician or whatever and have some of his cousins play ball for me.”

In all reality , Kevin will marry a local Milford girl whose Dad takes him into his construction business . Kevin coach his son’s Little League and Travel Team and live his fantasy of becoming major leaguer through him .

With Tatoo, it wasn’t about launch angles. It was about da plane, da hitting plane!