Herman by Jim Unger for July 02, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    How does it feel to “need” something you’re not going to get?

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    Jiggs2  over 6 years ago

    Be careful how you answer Dad — if you say “no” you may have child services on your back for causing emotional trauma to your child!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 6 years ago

    “I don’t know if I can spank that hard and long without some idea of why, son. But if you insist, bend over…”

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    DanFlak  over 6 years ago

    It reminds me of a knock on the door I got one day while living in the bachelors’ quarters in pilot training. It was a classmate who asked, “How much money do you have?” I said, “about $50” (This was back when $50 was worth something). He asked if I could give it to him and I said, “OK, but why?” “We have to bail (name withheld) out of jail.”

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    Iron Pounder  over 6 years ago

    No problem, Vinnie will be around next week to collect the “vig”.

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    J Short  over 6 years ago

    For “escort” services.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 6 years ago

    Let me know when you are closing and I’ll loan you the truck and help you move.

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    nosirrom  over 6 years ago

    Are pennies big enough?

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 6 years ago

    ‘No question asked? Now that’s the real trick of this situation, and it’s gonna cost you extra!’ more or less, Han Solo to Old-Ben-Wanna-Be-Kenobie on the first Star Wars Movie.

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    EarlWash1  over 6 years ago

    Sure thing, kid, I’ll give you 200 big ones. BEND OVER.

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