Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 06, 2018

if the Capps had a computer or an iPad with Internet access, Andy would also be watching cricket thereon

Not to mention whatever he’s doing with his right hand….

I usually have four TVs on (with closed captioning). When they all have the same commercial on I am back here on the computer until it is over.

And there’s no telling what he’s doing with his right hand.

Believe me, uselessness knows no gender. Ever watch the Kardashians?

Sorry, Flo, but you worked. When you were done working, you did the shopping. One thing at a time. That’s not multi-tasking.

is he driveing you to drink flo ? after all?.

Multi-tasking for Andy is walking and chewing gum, and finding his a…ale…with both hands !

Actually, Flo is wrong. Scientists have proved that women multitask just the same as men. They are no better.

But those scientists haven’t studied ME yet.

xxx

I sometimes use my laptop while watching TV. Yeah, I know, but at least it gives me something to do during commercial breaks.

Today he’ll be watching England v Sweden!!!!!

Andy has his uses: As an example of how not to behave, as a doorstop or paper weight, as a canal water tester, as a reliable source of work for the local constables…