Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 05, 2018

What does the 4th have to do with it? If you’re retired pick a good day any week.

Build a wheelchail access ramp in case any old or infirm people ever visit.

Now we know what Arlo’s nightmare from Monday was about.

Arlo needs make a plan for the week! #1-there is no Hurry! #2-flex-plan !

What’s wrong with it for 365 straight days for the rest of my life?

Had me at beer

Arlo! Keep the old one! Use it as a template to cut the new one!

Nice ammo belt…

Does Argo no longer work?

Oh sweetie. Maybe you need a deer lease. You can scratch and drink, burn meat, and belch to your heart’s content. Five days in a row, if you want. Be prepared to hose off in the yard before you come in the house though.

If you’re retired the 4th is a good day to stay home and avoid traffic

We’ve had several vacation trips during week-of-the-4th, sipping beer & watching fireworks is especially great on a Florida beach!

I think 6 standard CinderBlocks oughta do the trick!!