Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 12, 2018

whatever that bubbling liquid in a glass on the dresser is, that’s probably the most toxic

Obey the sign, Dad. You wouldn’t want to inhale the fumes of Lio’s junk.

I bet a lot of parents can identify with this scenario in their kids’ bedrooms!

That likely should’ve been up long ago.

Or the sign from the original Jurassic Park.

Hazmat suits must be worn before entering!

… as opposed to what, given whose bedroom we’re talking about here?

Yeah, my kids tried that trick. Didn’t work for them either.

Even the rats and roaches in there have passed away.

Lio’s right about that! And I guess he’s got the right to put up his sign, too. Just move along, Dad; nothing to see here….

Toxic Zone? That’s an understatment