Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 12, 2018

Too bad the Saudis didn’t allow beer.

“Oh…and jock itch and halitosis.”

“Hurry Up and Wait” has been S.O.P. in the Military for CENTURIES!!

When is Mr Butts’ friend Mr Jay going to show up?

uh what does the company florist do?

Hours and hours of sheer boredom, punctuated by a few seconds of pure panic !

BD is such a conservative bigot that I am surprised he is so friendly to a gay soldier.

That’s what I started me smoking – joining the Army back in the 60s and everyone around me was puffing away. Was up to three packs a day of Pall Malls when I finally just quit, in the 1990s. Basically for my kids – I enjoyed smoking (but I can’t stand the smell of cigarette smoke now).

Man, I couldn’t afford three packs a day now, nor could I find places to freely smoke that much!

Is Mr. Butts also Free again?

I used to date a woman who worked in one of the Cigarette factories in Virginia.

Every Friday, as everyone was leaving the building, they were Required to take two cartons of cigarettes with them.

The company didn’t Care is you smoked or not: You were going to take those two cartons.

She, not being a smoker, always sold hers. The neighborhood beer bar would give her cash and a couple free beers for them every week. They then sold the packs to customers, first come, first serve.

Since she was selling them at a discount over the “legal” cigs at the gas station, she said every pack was usually Gone before she finished her beer.