Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for July 02, 2018

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 6 years ago

    He’ll bring them out when you have company.

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    ‘Yes, but now that you’ve found them, I’ll have to throw them out.’

    ‘Wha—? Why?’

    ‘On the package, there’s a warning.’

    ’You’re just jerking me around!’

    ‘Nope. It’s called “toxic shock.” They appear to have shocked you, so out they go!’

    ’Don’t mess around with me!’

    ’I’m just looking out for you.’

    ‘Riiiight. You can look in one of your slippers for a present from me.’

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    Lily.spokescat  over 6 years ago

    Hilarious! Thanks Angie :)

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    momma-tink  over 6 years ago

    Oh so many memories, LOL. Thanks Angie <3

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    johovey  over 6 years ago

    Now the unwrapping party begins! #presentsformitty

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    Strob Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Why 24? (he asks innocently and stupidly).If you think I wouldn’t want to know, don’t tell me!

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    cheryl.johns63  over 6 years ago

    This made me laugh out loud.

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    mountaingreenery.  over 6 years ago

    What chaos is Momma going to find when she gets home?

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