As if loose change would make any difference. My kid got a $1000 “scholarship” from his college; it was like piddling in the ocean! (But it was appreciated; we certainly weren’t going to turn it down!)
I often complain that I’d get a better return on my investments if I stuffed my money in the sofa and waited for the change to fall out of the guests’ pockets.
Earthling Premium Member about 6 years ago
Are any of your fillings real gold?
Alabama Al about 6 years ago
The Stormtroopers own fault. If Dirk Raider wanted them to have families, he would have issued them one.
montylc2001 about 6 years ago
Make the kid work through college. Mercenaries make good money.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 6 years ago
“Let them steal it like we all did.”
Radish the wordsmith about 6 years ago
Hock the light saber.
Argythree about 6 years ago
They still have sofas?
RighteeTightee about 6 years ago
No loose change, but a couple of Gerbils, does that count?
dsom8 about 6 years ago
As if loose change would make any difference. My kid got a $1000 “scholarship” from his college; it was like piddling in the ocean! (But it was appreciated; we certainly weren’t going to turn it down!)
ChessPirate about 6 years ago
“What are your chances of advancement in your job?”
“Excellent! They always have me advancing out in front!”
1MadHat Premium Member about 6 years ago
Stormtroopers DO NOT HAVE SOFAS!!!!!! 8^)
Plods with ...™ about 6 years ago
Not surprised…
winston5610 about 6 years ago
I often complain that I’d get a better return on my investments if I stuffed my money in the sofa and waited for the change to fall out of the guests’ pockets.