The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 09, 2018

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    nosirrom  over 6 years ago

    If this tavern was on Long Island it wouldn’t make sense.

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    Superfrog  over 6 years ago

    The Shadow knows.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 6 years ago

    Jimmy Buffet knows better!

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    uniquename  over 6 years ago

    His shadow is a shade cleverer than he is.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I was never very clear on whether this refers to AM or PM, so I cover all my bases….

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    osceola  over 6 years ago

    One morning, very early, before the sun was up,

    I rose and found the shining dew on every buttercup;

    But my lazy little shadow, like an arrant sleepy-head,

    Had stayed at home behind me and was fast asleep in bed.—-My Shadow, Robert Lewis Stephenson

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    BTO  over 6 years ago

    The Shadow knows, but the Five-Oclock Shadow is dumbfounded after working all day.

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    Lablubber   over 6 years ago

    He got pulled over on the way home because his cars shadow was weaving all over the road.

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    posstockhoarder  over 6 years ago

    One bourbon, one scotch and one beer!

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    posstockhoarder  over 6 years ago

    One bourbon, one scotch and one beer!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 6 years ago

    My stubble subscribes to that maxim. Try as I might, I never look well-shaven.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago

    A very clever double entendres!

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