Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 29, 2018

Whoa. How many chairs and pillows are in this guy’s collection?

Doofus and Diligent write their resumes.

A real banana banana at the bonanza bonanza.

Popeye said, “I yam what I yam, and dat’s what I yam!”

“I yam,” said the potato, sweetly…

“Eye am not!” yelled the cyclops after his meeting with Odysseus…

“Knot tie!” ordered Mr. Windsor…

“Not I” said the Oak Tree, the Swan, and the Golden Wheat…

Unseen here, is the screaming guy farther on down the way, who was accidentally exposed to their conversation.

I’d like to go back to yesterday’s “cartoon,” if I may: Her clock is bass-ackwards and upside down and She draws like a 5 year old.*

* Other than that, it was great!

The chair collector dresses like a person of the cloth, or a British rocker from the ’60s. The second person is clearly looking for a job.

Obsessive compulsives in their wide array and plumage.

Basically they are both the same.

Ob la di, ob-la-da, o-c-d … life goes on and on and on and on ….

But wait, how did we get here?!

Switching out the drapes and floor carpet in an attempt to keep up with a matching theme with consistently moving miniature chairs and little embroidered pillows is fun..

Which may also presumably include fun patterns, and fun designs..

I like ice cream.

Ms Teresa, when I first open Frog Applause in the morning, I don’t get the newest edition. I have to click on the forward button to get here. Same thing happens on the strip That is Priceless.

I wonder if other people have been having the previous days Frog Applause load instead of the current one.

Guess which is which: one is an obsessive-compulsive procrastinator; the other is a self-aggrandizing delusional bloviator.

But be careful. This may be a Trick Question, since both are test-traps, set for unwary Froglandians by a cunning Lame Lady of the Lark, our own Sister Teresa!

You will reveal yourself more than anything else….