The Barn by Ralph Hagen for July 14, 2018

That’s just silly. Bubbles are a lot more fun!

There are some golfers and then there’s Rory, who’s more like a gopher.

Smoke shows windage better than bubbles until the snack cart drives by.

How does Rory keep that golf ball balanced on his tam?

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. Bob Hope

To find a man’s true character, play golf with him. P. G. Wodehouse

I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. Groucho Marx

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. Henny Youngman

If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. Jack Lemmon

I used to use a confetti gun, but I quit. It annoyed other golfers for some reason.

Yes but bubbles are “funner”, Stan! Don’t you know that?