The Barn by Ralph Hagen for July 10, 2018

When taking a written driver’s license multiple choice test, never choose “Honk your horn.”

His answer is correct. Promote Stan to Driving Instructor. Demote lamp chops.

Depends on what you’re driving that indicates whether or not you own the road.

Drive like the devil to get to the last traffic cone in the closed lane then hold your hand out the window to show how privileged you are.

Sometimes I think Rory’s mouth ought to be zippered shut.

Put the pedal to the metal and force him into the ditch!

Hope springs eternal.

I used to drive 18 wheelers… usually would find that fastest car gets their way…