Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 09, 2018

Send him/her to study in “Hagar the Horrible.” Going from K-W-A-K to K-V-A-C-K won’t be that hard, and it’ll be easier to get a passing grade.

I only went to the 6th grade—-would have gone further, but I got drafted! Made up for it in the 3rd grade, though. That was the 4 best years of my lif

He only got that close because he cheated off that Korean duck.

Makes no sense since Dad is using so many words in his lecture

How did he do on AFLAC?

Rubin obviously translated Parent Duck’s lecture from the original “Quack!”