Eno’s car leaves home doing 70 miles an hour. His work is only 12 miles away. A motorcycle cop chases him at 75 miles an hour. What did Fang have for breakfast?
At 70mph you’re only gaining 10 miles, that’s an extra mile every six minutes. Unless you have a super long commute, speeding doesn’t save a significant amount of time and all it does is burn more fuel.
GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago
And now you’ll be later than if you were only doing 60.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago
The faster you drive, there is a greater chance you’ll get there sooner. There is also a greater chance you won’t get there ate all.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago
Eno’s car leaves home doing 70 miles an hour. His work is only 12 miles away. A motorcycle cop chases him at 75 miles an hour. What did Fang have for breakfast?
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
That’s no word problem; it’s straight-up math.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 6 years ago
How about this one. Eno has $200. The judge takes $195. How much beer money does Eno have left?
kleanerz over 6 years ago
At 70mph you’re only gaining 10 miles, that’s an extra mile every six minutes. Unless you have a super long commute, speeding doesn’t save a significant amount of time and all it does is burn more fuel.
Anters55 over 6 years ago
Eno’s always getting stopped by the same cop. When will he ever learn?
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
Ahh…I donut have a clue.
the lost wizard over 6 years ago
The real question is how much time has been wasted talking to you when I could be at home by now drinking beer.
Perkycat over 6 years ago
SO – this is why we learned those word problems in school. I knew there had to be a reason.
beekaay over 6 years ago
Haved?