Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 09, 2018

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and also second

A future Severus Snape, perhaps? Can’t be Tom Riddle!

You never suspect the quiet, nice ones…

Chad being a slytherin is on my top 10 most unlikely things to happen list, after me getting hit in the forehead with meteor 2 seconds later

If Chad is a Slytherin, he must be a Horace Slughorn – Manipulative, but fun and civil

I did the quiz the other day and it said I’m a Slytherin, but that didn’t seem shocking to me, except for the fact that Voldemort was one of the members.

OMG!!!!!

I’m a Hufflepuff, lol. Wonder when Chad’s real side will come out…. :D

Plot twist!!! Nice!

Chad is no slytherin. That quiz is awful and probably not the original one. Its probably like, whats your favorite color? And he chose green because that’s his favorite color and stuff like that.

Anyone know when the reruns will end?

Can somebody give me a link to the quiz?

I used to be a Slytherin, but my sister a few months later made me and my other sister retake it, and i am now a Ravenclaw.

Chad has the power to make other do what he wants (that charm) and is willing to do it to get things for himself of others.

I don’t know if most of you know this, but today is the first anniversary of the end of the Great Poll War!

It’s happened before. Remember, Rowling herself said Snape was sorted into Slytherin by mistake.

Chads past comes back to haunt him.

This arc makes no sense to me at all. Also did anybody else see the smash bros direct yesterday?

Yup, I’m a Hufflepuff, but I genuinely don’t see why people diss on Slytherin so much. I mean, yes it has produced the most dark wizards and witches, but I think that there are still many more good wizards and witches and bad ones even in Slytherin.

I guess he doesn’t really know himself and has a few self-realizations to come to grips with as a Slytherin.

Secret Chad? ;-)

Ravenclaw here

Here’s the short version of sorting: Would you rather be remembered as LOYAL, SMART, BELOVED, or SUCCESSFUL? In same order that’s Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Slytherin.

The others have found out. Chad now pulls his wand and performs the cruciatus curse on them. They knew too much. Then he locks them in the closet while they still have the cruciatus curse on them. So the others wont question him, he then fakes his own death again and changes his identity again. Chad was a fake too. This time he chooses Brad. And then performs the dark mark and returns to Voldemort. Hes now on a new mission as “Brad” and acquires “friends” as he did last time. Only to betray them all, and return to Voldemort successful. And the cycle keeps repeating.

I’m so lost.

Someone has been a bad boy!

Missing the daily skits here, from our several writers. I hope to see some again soon.

lol a lot of those quizzes arent accurate dont worry

SLYTHERIN??! NO WAY

THE LAST GUEST 3 IS OUT

did not see that coming.

What’s so bad I’m a slytherin too

Poll: What house are you guys? I’m Ravenclaw.

IM A REVENCLAW

I’m a slytherin.

How is Chad a Slytherin?

(From their reactions, I’m guessing a Slytherin is a villain)

Why is Chad being in Slytherin so shocking to them?

THERE IS NO WAY CHAD IS SLYTHERIN!

not so cute now, are you chad?

DAfug!?

Everyone says Slytherins are bad, but chad is probably more like Horace. Round, fun and is nice to the main character

AS A SLYTHERIN OUT OF RESPECT WE DO NOT CLAIM HIM.

Im a slytherin