Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 21, 2018

Even the slinky is hot!

Well it is certainly not false advertising.

Their next stop at Little Rock will also be disappointing.

Yes, Summer isn’t the right time to visit…

when they have to put up that warning sign, “Hot Springs.”

It’s best to go in April or May, when it’s truly spring time.

Chris Weaver…. why?

Is it actually bigger than advertised?

I hope they’re not going to take this lying down! They might get burned!

There’s a river bed right around the corner.

Stolen?

It may be hot, but they found the perfect spring and now they can’ta leave her.

I’m not going there—that image Sealy-ed the deal.

[Sad Trombone Sound]

Our choir used to sing a song called “Springs in the Valley.” I always had a mental picture of coils bouncing around like Tigger.

AT first I thought it was an orthodox graveyard

What I thought when I first heard the name…

They wanted to name it Mattress Hill, but people wouldn’t lie down for that.