It is getting late Jon and now you need professional help! Go to a real department store and ask for the services of a Professional Shopper. Of course this implies that you have been paying enough attention to Liz to know her sizes, colors and desires … … … [crickets chirping …]
URGENT - Jon * Time for the Foreign Legion, leave Garfield to Liz … … This may take about 25 years or so.
Right idea, wrong Santa. Check with the cute elf in Jewelry; she may be able to help. One carat in a platinum setting should work - and then Jon will have his keeper - in more ways than one.
vlechtja almost 14 years ago
That’s Santa abuse.
Llewellenbruce almost 14 years ago
I think you’re over the weight limit Jon.
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
To state the obvious, Jon’s hopeless.
magnamax almost 14 years ago
Why does he not have a keeper?
pcolli almost 14 years ago
Are you volunteering for the job, magnamax? It wouldn’t pay that well.
kpreethy almost 14 years ago
jon, dnt u think ur too old 2be sitting on santa’s lap…LOL
Dkram almost 14 years ago
Boy howdy, Jon is desperate ain’t he.
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jkl3379 Premium Member almost 14 years ago
the mall does have shops that sell sparkly pretty things, Jon. lol
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
She’s a vet.
Get her a pet.
It’ll be her best Christmas yet.
‘Less she says, “Nyet!”
And is sorry she met
The Jon who belongs in a net.
Happy Holidays!!!
IdahoSpud almost 14 years ago
Must not be the real Santa. I think he would be happy to give Jon some advice.
battycomic Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I still say Jon should go to Jared.
amicman almost 14 years ago
I can’t believe people actually give comic characters advice. Opps, I am writing in too.
ses1066 almost 14 years ago
It is getting late Jon and now you need professional help! Go to a real department store and ask for the services of a Professional Shopper. Of course this implies that you have been paying enough attention to Liz to know her sizes, colors and desires … … … [crickets chirping …]
URGENT - Jon * Time for the Foreign Legion, leave Garfield to Liz … … This may take about 25 years or so.
notinksanymore almost 14 years ago
Godiva. ‘Nuff said.
ponytail56 almost 14 years ago
The santa checked hi contract and found this claus
RadioTom almost 14 years ago
Right idea, wrong Santa. Check with the cute elf in Jewelry; she may be able to help. One carat in a platinum setting should work - and then Jon will have his keeper - in more ways than one.
Wildmustang1262 almost 14 years ago
X-D HO, HO, HOOO!
momazilla almost 14 years ago
Santa thinks Jon wants to get naughty with Liz.
ballermaster23j almost 14 years ago
does jon ever show his job and what does he do?
esteban512 almost 14 years ago
jajaj you’re worse than a little child!
codycab almost 14 years ago
I think jon just bored santa clause
garf+candh=gr8 over 13 years ago
I thought Santa loved everyone!
PinkYoshiFan over 5 years ago
He probably knows that’s the guy with the hacker cat :)
WentBrown almost 4 years ago
Hoo boy……….