Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 21, 2018

if Vernon hired you, Andy, you’d be paying for your pint at the “Rose and Crown”… no t that you care.

beer taster job makes L200 in a day

sounds right!!

Vernon’s Valves? Andy has a different kind of lubrication in mind.

Vernon’s Valves LOL. How about Spacely’s Sprockets or Cogswell’s Cogs.

That’s probably where Andy wy will still be five years from now.

I would say: “Let me consult my crystal ball first”

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Andy would never be a good beer “taster.” He’d want a whole pint each time and wouldn’t get through the workday.