Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 17, 2018

They don’t listen to bad advice either.

Hate to break it to you Lucy, but as they ARE DOING SOMETHING WITH THEIR LIVES, your advice is terrible. It’s not even bad, it’s gone straight to terrible.

What’s worse, to spend your bug’s life crawling around doing bug-things—or to spend your human’s life yelling at bugs?

Why should they, Lucy? A bug’s life is much simpler compared with a human’s life.

Try convincing the bedbugs that have been overrunning my office for weeks on end.

Not if you keep bugging them like that.

You’re bugging them, you crabby girl!

Only Lucy could bug bugs.

King Solomon is said to have been the wisest man who ever lived, and he realized that bugs were wise.

Go to the ant, O sluggard, Observe her ways and be wise. Proverbs 6:6

Those bug always put their best foot forward, don’t they?

What foot does Lucy put forward?

They might if they heard some.

Bugs have been around for about 500 million years. They must be doing something right.

Good thing they’re not fire ants or Lucy would get a taste of their version of crabby. On second thought,…

Or even your advice, Lucy.

Maybe if you didn’t yell at them.

She’s just trying to recruit more “fussbudgets” …They are like that….

Typical Lucy.

Bugs are often very strong compared to their weight, but I’ve yet to see one (that size, anyway) that could carry a nickel.

I heard they had the devil of a time keeping him in the coffin when the guy who wrote the hokey pokey snuffed it. You know the drill… one leg in… and one leg out… etc. :>)