Close to Home by John McPherson for August 12, 2018

“When a bill collector comes to the house

He knocks and bangs on the door

So we sit him right down in the middle of the house

And he never comes back no more” (Vaughn Monroe, 1956)

I saw this coming but it does come in handy when carving the Thanksgiving turkey!

A bit harsh!!!

Only the penitent man will pass.

“So, I’m single again…”

Mom: Don’t make me get the switch.

“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!”

Suddenly – twins!!!

A really compelling conversation starter!

I see she gave the youngest a buzz cut.