Heart of the City by Steenz for December 22, 2010
December 21, 2010
December 23, 2010
Transcript:
Heart: These trees are perfect, aren't they, Dean? Dean: Yeah, too bad they're stuck in the ground...makes it sort of tough to bring it home.... Heart: You just game me an idea for my last bit of money... Dean: Just so you know, chainsaws are a lot more than five bucks.
Destiny23 almost 14 years ago
If only they were walking trees, one could follow them home. (Dean should be quite familiar with the concept!)
Save your money, Heart – you’ll need it for bail, since you’re trespassing and planning a theft.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Hmmm… Maybe she’s thinking of buying some bulbs and tinsel, and decorating the tree in situ. It’s a perfect tree, after all, so why kill it? She still couldn’t get much for $5, but it would be fitting (and quick) end for the storyline.
bossyheifer almost 14 years ago
Maybe she’s planning on buying a shovel?
MisterPerfect1 almost 14 years ago
a first-grader that knows how to handle a chainsaw. what are kids turning to these days
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Legend says a master of the paper cutting technique can slice a tree with a single stroke of a dollar bill.