Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 02, 2018

“…it’s also great for my biceps. Not that you can tell by the way Stephan draws them.”

Actually, Goat, it’s much better than him hitting folks.

I prefer a pickaxe myself.

Any rocks left for me?

A REAL Silastic Armourfiend would recognize that it’s more efficient to just shoot the rock.

This works for some folks.

Like fidget spinner, only louder and messier.

Rat could go to prison and hammer rocks all day.

Peter Gabriel thanks Rat for the free publicity!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q

Just how much @#&# is there in a rock? And when it comes out, how hard is it to clean up?

Looks like rat formed his own anger room.

When it comes to sledgehammer, I’ll stay with David Rasche!

No Thor, no hammer.Know Thor! Know hammer!

How coincidental we see this after what happened to Trump’s star on the walk of fame and this was drawn weeks ago before it happened. Premonition perhaps Stephan?

Colorado is pretty stress free…wonder why?

Sad, but true.

Any focused action with a clear mind could be considered meditation.

There might be a giant gold nugget under the rock.

Going by Rat’s method, Gallagher should have reached Nirvana by now.

Beating rocks doesn’t seem to accomplish much. I prefer to beat my meat. It gets out my frustrations and I have a nice tenderized steak to grill.

Keep at it. Someday it will get funny but don’t give up your day job just yet.

You’re going to need more than a sledge to go after the Rock.

Better a rock than someone’s skull, or a car

Better look out for your rotator cuff, and wear face protection when smashing rocks. I learned my lesson one damaged cornea later. Neither Trump nor Hillary are worth it.

“Trust me. I know what I’m doing.”

Rat’s ready to work on the chain gang!

It’s all about the game, and how you play it.

But first you paint the president’s face on the rock.

Rat’s regime is surprisingly strenuous. I’ll bet it doesn’t last longer than one rock….