Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 03, 2018

I hope they’re not scheduled on the same day.

What’s good for the goose is good for the guy who will take a gander at you.

I’d much rather have a dozen colonoscopies (as I have over the past 22 years) than one colostomy (as my mother, may she rest in peace, had to live with for over a decade). Actually, the colonoscopy is pretty painless; it’s the prep over the preceding 24 hours that’s no fun.

Buy one, get one free? What a deal! Good thing he clipped that coupon.

I don’t mind them except for the horror you have to drink.

All’s well that ends well!

I think of it as a chance to show my other side.

Outside of a medical emergency, how can one spouse legally make medical decisions for another?

Mine caught cancer early enough that it could be cured. I’m happy to go back for my recheck every couple of years.

That’s so sweet!!! His and Hers colonoscopies!!!!!

I got a letter for my boss from my doctor certifying that my head, in fact, was not up there.