Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 26, 2018

I hear that, kiddo. Loud and clear.

And since it’s coffee, you’ll be spending a little extra of those extra days in the restroom.

If that’s supposed to be Caulfield this stupidity is totally out of character…

You’ll spend those extra days in school. Also, kids and coffee??

You will, kid… oh, you will.

You get what they call, “quality time” in your “golden years”.

Ol’ Jane is walking her own dog today.

College started last week. Wife gave her class a quiz already – on the syllabus. Trying to get them to read it. Some will still come up with questions they would know if they read it.

Could be Caulfield, maybe not. But even Caulfield, the indefatigable, can have an off day.

The most profligate of time and talent in youth become less spendthrift with great age.

R.I.P. John McCain Whatever one’s politics or cant, one must admire a man who fought and suffered, but who stood for the flag against all comers. He believed.

I like the long, empty strip on the bottom indicative of the kid’s long, unwritten future.

Like the layout of today’s strip. It is pleasing to the eye.

I’d MUCH RATHER DIE then be forced to drink Burnt Bean Drippings! YUCK!!!

When you get to the end, you may or may not appreciate those extra days. Live your life to the fullest now. Besides, I think coffee is good for you this week.

Sounds like should be a sci-fi story where one has this ability to add a few days. Probably already been written.

You’d think that these running enthusiasts would’ve figured out that the same thing applies to their efforts to extend their lives thru exercise. They’re swapping hours when they’re young, vigorous, and in full possession of their faculties for a few more when they’ll be old, feeble, incontinent, and incoherent, and they think it’s a good deal.

If you gain a few extra days when you’re young, by the time you’re old they’ve become a few extra years because of interest. Right?