Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 18, 2018

It’s smart of Dr. Mel not to include all the other costs. Dead tourists don’t pay well.

If Mel really wanted to make money, he’d replace “The Shocker” with “The Credit Extender”.

After 30+ visits to Disney World, I can relate.

Food is the only reason I go to theme parks.

I seldom GO on vacation, but when I do, I spare no expense.

(snicker) “The Shocker” (snicker)

Nothing new here; move on…

At least at Mel’s you don’t have to pay to park. Parking at Six Flags in New Jersey; Daily rate, $23.45. Preferred daily rate (if you don’t want a half-hour walk to the park when you arrive), $45.

It’s amazing what people will pay to wait hours in line and consume terrible food.

Fortunately, it only cost me my annual Go Comics fee!

Coming soon: Extreme Shocker – you stand in line for 1 hour for a 3 minute ride.