Close to Home by John McPherson for August 19, 2018

I very clearly said “Franken-phile”!

Welcome to my Karloft. To be fair, that does look like French brie on the table. (And the little yellow UFO’s from last week have departed.)

When he says he wants a Frank conversation with you … run!

If he says he wants to pick your brain … run faster!

He hangs around surgeries, begging for spare parts!

When he says he’s going home to recharge, don’t ask him what he does…

That must be Munster cheese on the table

We’re talking arm rests here.

It’s pronounced, “Fronken-feel!”

If I were anything, I’d be more of an Elviraphile.

France?? What kind of fool do you take him for?

I noticed that there is no fireplace.

Don’t see Dr Frankenstein anywhere, just his creature.

My first thought would’ve been the Franco bros.

I see some cheese, but shouldn’t he put it on a Ritz?

Not France. Spanish fascist or Old Blue Eyes.

(Originally posted with a ridiculous error, now corrected. I must have been very tired. Thanks to Hippogriff for the correction.)

I thought you were into Frank Zappa!