Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 06, 2018

Pig should get a job as a Netflix spokesman.

Shia LeBouf?

Trademark violation, no ®.

He was looking for a sign, and he found it.

When did the slogan become, “Just Screw It”?

Surely, all that chewing burns up calories!

Mmm, pig in a blanket.

That’s one slogan that’s open to interpretation, if I ever saw one!

I hope that’s a diet coke?

Looks like he’s lying on his butt, not sitting.

Irony.

LOL

I used to take long walks. Now I take short walks but lots of them

To the kitchen.

This is the best I could find. I remember seeing it at the time and loved it (I bear a strong resemblance to my avatar). Tri-athlete Joanne Ernst: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lceWHw3vuE4

Coke with donuts? Yuch! Try milk or coffee.

Pig is a pushover. So easy! Buys the message uncritically (mainly because it’s what he wanted to hear)….

So…. Inspiring…

#copyright

that is not a nike logo

Pigs aren’t supposed to lose weight! A skinny pig is a dead pig!