Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 02, 2018

Just for a different part of the multiverse.

Let’s just drop it in Australia. What with all the other weird creatures there, they’ll never notice another one.

Just put it next to the one eye one horn flying purple people eater.

Is that a piece of Velcro on its head ?

I belive what he has there is the rare and beautiful jackalope the can be seen running with wild herds of Unicorns

Snipe! Finally!

Shoulda stuck to the duck-billed platypus. That would have confused anybody.

And on the 6th day the Lord created sports and the need for mascots as a cover-up.

Throw it on down there and confuse the Darwinists.

God is perfect and would not forget anything.

This is a corollary to Trump’s texts…..although I’m guessing God doesn’t have quite the same self-opinion.

It’s what a tennis ball looks like to a dog. That’s why they go crazy over them.

God always gets the best pot.

Raised up from the incomplete salts of which he could gather only a part.

The moral: Don’t party too hard during creation week.

Chupacabra explained.

He called it a lion (“Lion” by William Pène du Bois, http://tinyurl.com/yas64bk4)

I don’t know what it is, but I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) And I will hug him, and pet him and call him SNIPE!

He also woke up with a hangover.

I guess everyone overlooked what God was creating, The first attempt at creating Man.

It must have been after Happy Hour.

And on the Eighth Day, God created the TUBA to make music PERFECT!

“Have you seen the puppy baby monkey around anywhere?”

it doesn’t match the picture, but one could say those words about a platypus

He must of been scrounging around the spare parts bin.

It looks ugly and stupid enough. Drop it in the white house.