I think Andy looks for “spirits” in a bottle elsewhere. Which is too bad for him. The world can be a wondrous place to be if you don’t distort everything with alcohol.
I’ve heard a lot of different preachers (some called ministers, some called pastors) and not one of them has ever done a fire and brimstone sermon about sinning, the way cartoon preachers do. The stereotype paints them one and all in a false light for those who never go into a church-and makes sure that they won’t.
This reminds me of the old joke about the preacher trying to reform a drunk. He takes a worm, puts it in water, and it wriggles around. He puts the worm in whiskey, and it immediately shrivels up. “Now do you understand?” “Yeah, whiskey can cure me of worms!”
It’s funny how preacher are always giving sermons about the so called evils of alcohol, but never about the evils of cigarettes. I guess to them, your liver is more important than your lungs.
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
Doesn’t the vicar even believe in the belief of free will? Andy still has the choice to attend church and sleep therein.
the lost wizard over 6 years ago
Just as long as the service is over before opening time.
Vizungu over 6 years ago
Do they do exhibits in church, thought it was testimonies…!?
littlejohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
I think Andy looks for “spirits” in a bottle elsewhere. Which is too bad for him. The world can be a wondrous place to be if you don’t distort everything with alcohol.
Troglodyte over 6 years ago
Andy will serve very well as exhibits A to Z!
Nyckname over 6 years ago
Do they make Andy go to the end of the line for the communion wine?
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 6 years ago
The evil grin of some clergy.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 6 years ago
I’ve heard a lot of different preachers (some called ministers, some called pastors) and not one of them has ever done a fire and brimstone sermon about sinning, the way cartoon preachers do. The stereotype paints them one and all in a false light for those who never go into a church-and makes sure that they won’t.
JudyHendrickson over 6 years ago
andy would be perfectfor this!!!
dimndno over 6 years ago
We are created for a purpose. Andy’s purpose is to be a bad example.
Godfreydaniel over 6 years ago
This reminds me of the old joke about the preacher trying to reform a drunk. He takes a worm, puts it in water, and it wriggles around. He puts the worm in whiskey, and it immediately shrivels up. “Now do you understand?” “Yeah, whiskey can cure me of worms!”
tad1 over 6 years ago
It’s funny how preacher are always giving sermons about the so called evils of alcohol, but never about the evils of cigarettes. I guess to them, your liver is more important than your lungs.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 6 years ago
Your never useless if you can be used as a bad example.
pcolli over 6 years ago
Oh. yes….religoins all over the world say, " don’t as I do – do as I say".
chmills24 over 6 years ago
But you must read Johnathan Edwards’ sermon “Sinners in the hands of an angry God.”
Sherlock5 about 1 year ago
Andy is a good example of a poor example.