There’s a classic where Andy is (for some odd reason) sober, and watching a drunk stagger along (possibly heading homewards, but who can know?) The drunk stumbles, and Andy tells the reader: “That’s disgraceful! The Council should DO summat about that flippin’ pavement!”
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
Are the police going to be thoughtless by throwing you (again) into jail, Andy?
Anathema Premium Member over 6 years ago
Wait until the police show up….you’ll wish you had gone drinking instead.
Vizungu over 6 years ago
Does Andy know how to read (and write)…!?
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 6 years ago
Tell them you’re going for the chip, not the fish. Knowing you, they just might believe you.
formathe over 6 years ago
Maybe Andy has some First Nations blood in him. They can ignore those signs.
Godfreydaniel over 6 years ago
There’s a classic where Andy is (for some odd reason) sober, and watching a drunk stagger along (possibly heading homewards, but who can know?) The drunk stumbles, and Andy tells the reader: “That’s disgraceful! The Council should DO summat about that flippin’ pavement!”
banjinshiju over 6 years ago
If the sign said, “No catching” , Andy would be safe.
tad1 over 6 years ago
How inconsiderate of them.
Sherlock5 12 months ago
Andy is one of those people who believe the rules never apply to him.