Jesus drove out the money changers. Today’s religious CONservative hucksters ARE the money changers — the Wall $treet hedge fund scammers, bank$ters that forge documents and FIBricate phony accounts — and believe Jesus wants to give them a tax cut.
The “market god” of Mammon is a false idol. The Golden Calf has grown up to become the Wall $treet Bull.
And that false idol decrees that the hedge fund managers, Wall $treet bank$ters and billionaire CEO’s who collapsed our economy are worth more than doctors, teachers or emergency first responders.
I’m sure they expanded the 8th level of hell for you and say hello to Jobs and the 2 of you can welcome Trump, Bezo’s, Zuckerberg, Cook an the rest of the lot.
The golden towers, the gold hair, the golden throne…. Trump has always been the golden calf incarnate. For those that worship gold above all else, he is their idol, the poster boy for greed. …and now he’s the conman with his very own personal pardon, monopoly played with a real “get out of jail free” card.
I am a non-believer, however, if there was a Hell, you know Satan can’t wait to have the Orange idiot down there. Imagine the torture…having so much to say and just can’t reach the phone to tweet it out…for all eternity.
DD Wiz over 6 years ago
Jesus drove out the money changers. Today’s religious CONservative hucksters ARE the money changers — the Wall $treet hedge fund scammers, bank$ters that forge documents and FIBricate phony accounts — and believe Jesus wants to give them a tax cut.
The “market god” of Mammon is a false idol. The Golden Calf has grown up to become the Wall $treet Bull.
And that false idol decrees that the hedge fund managers, Wall $treet bank$ters and billionaire CEO’s who collapsed our economy are worth more than doctors, teachers or emergency first responders.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Got any use for a failing casino owner?”
GreasyOldTam over 6 years ago
Wait, he’s being rejected by Satan? Where’s he going to go, back to Earth? There aren’t a lot of choices.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 6 years ago
He could get a job with Trump.
wiatr over 6 years ago
Since usury was once considered a sin these guys are just reporting back to their boss.
in.amongst over 6 years ago
curious – who is gonna sue Hell?
Watcher over 6 years ago
I’m sure they expanded the 8th level of hell for you and say hello to Jobs and the 2 of you can welcome Trump, Bezo’s, Zuckerberg, Cook an the rest of the lot.
jvo over 6 years ago
I see that’s where Danae gets her T-shirts as well.
Lenavid over 6 years ago
Safe to say all the Liberals are in agreement with Satan.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 6 years ago
I can’t decide 4th or 8th circle of HELL!
Doonanny over 6 years ago
Don’t you people ever take a break from your political hate rhetoric? This is a comic strip, in case y’all hadn’t noticed.
sandpiper over 6 years ago
Satan is correct; those professions are over loaded. He also forgot to add hedge fund managers and accident hounds.
feverjr Premium Member over 6 years ago
The golden towers, the gold hair, the golden throne…. Trump has always been the golden calf incarnate. For those that worship gold above all else, he is their idol, the poster boy for greed. …and now he’s the conman with his very own personal pardon, monopoly played with a real “get out of jail free” card.
Linguist over 6 years ago
— John Adams, in the play “1776”
Lablubber over 6 years ago
He already uses the firm of Dante Beelzebub & Cthulhu.
Bill The Nuke over 6 years ago
Mark Twain said you go to Heaven for the atmosphere and Hell for the company.
rs0204 Premium Member over 6 years ago
I am a non-believer, however, if there was a Hell, you know Satan can’t wait to have the Orange idiot down there. Imagine the torture…having so much to say and just can’t reach the phone to tweet it out…for all eternity.
krhinter over 6 years ago
A reminder to all the simple minded political types.This IS not a political forum.So put Mommies computer away.