Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 22, 2018

Yeah, I’ve had that dream as well.

I’m to the point in my life that I don’t need a bazillion million, but a couple hundred thousand would be really nice. Until that happens, I’m glad I have a job.

Not the worst retirement investment plan I’ve heard.

As long as it’s a non-descript leather satchel. Spiffy ones attract too much attention.

Recycle all the beer bottles laying around the trailer park. Get Trout’s mom to buy lottery tickets with the proceeds.

They both seem pretty enterprising. Just keep working toward your goal and you’ll get there!

Hope it’s a REALLY big satchel…

Even untraceable cash is hard to spend without questions. Try depositing it, or buying a house or car.

Agnes has been watching Fargo and A Simple Plan.

So, what about why Agnes desperately needed that $400 last week?

Afterward: UNCHEWED GUM!!!!