Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for September 02, 2018

makes me wonder how many light years away was the wishing star Geppetto wished upon… his wish for his marionette Pinocchio to be alive was granted in kind of an instant

Heavens! Those people who own my parents’ old house must have wondered why all those women kept showing up looking for me.

What? Wait a minute… this means that a Genie that looks like Barbara Eden can still show up at my childhood home address? WELL, IT’S A LITTLE TOO LATE!

So Ziggy’s 83?

Brilliant strip today! (Ziggy is one of my favorites, btw)

There’s always a catch!

Maybe you should have with the Amazon star.

One of many variations on Starkle Starkle Little Twink, aka the Drunk Poem:Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the hxll are you I think. I’m not under what you call The alcofluence of incohol. I’m just a little slort of sheep, I’m not drunk like thinkle peep. I don’t know who is me yet, But the drunker I stand here the longer I get. So just give me one more fink to drill my cup, ’Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.

Let’s see, at Star Trek’s warp 9, that’s still a 4-year journey. Captain’s log, log, log …

But it’s close enough that they can have an interactive conversation?

It was delivered on my birthday! :D