Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 29, 2018

Breaded Dental Extensions?

Haven’t really thought about it.

Fitting the block of ads in the newspapers columns for the layout

Bouffant Dough Extrusions? Isn’t that just corn curls?

What about Meat Kite Syndrome? Is there an article about that?

BOB’S DILLY EXTENDER, HE IS A HAPPY GUY.

Why yes, I have had one all my life, but that doesn’t mean I have to be a D.

I did until the epillmeyer died out. Not I’m left with just the brimflug and the dugloft. No more epillmeyer. And right before August.

I did have to read about it. And I don’t think I have it.

Boringly driven entropy? Baked delicious edibles? Barely donned epaulettes?

I plead “Incongruence” because I read more about it … a Teresa Trap that snaps on the unsuspecting …!

The shame of bi-weekly digestive emissions.

Move along, nothing to see here. It’s not what you think. It has nothing to do with below deck equipment, it is just simply some more banal dysphorian exercises.

I have Big Duck Energy. I’ve always had Big Duck Energy. It’s not just a guy thing. In fact, most of the guys I know have Big Dork Energy.

way to go Big Dork Energyit is NOW or NEVER

Big Richard Cranium just can not stand inky fingers after reading the daily news paper..

Okay; so I looked at what Urban Dictionary had to say. Predictably. Their first choice was not “Best Day Ever.” I kinda wish I hadn’t looked, ’cause now I wonder why Sister would pose such a question for us….

It’s a Frog Applause Frog Blog kind of thing….