Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 17, 2018

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    santa72404  about 6 years ago

    …and how to speed write.

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    Dtroutma  about 6 years ago

    Splat!

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    sirbadger  about 6 years ago

    It is like the gambler song — you have to know when to fold them. Hopefully, he folded it before he jumped.

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    Say What? Premium Member about 6 years ago

    “If you can read this, you’re too close… to a sudden stop.”

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    strictures  about 6 years ago

    That’s why they invented static lines.

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    in.amongst  about 6 years ago

    Oh, dear me! And i thought that the RIP cord was to pull a happy death!

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    the lost wizard  about 6 years ago

    If the parachute doesn’t open you have the rest of your life to try to figure out why.

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    Display  about 6 years ago

    “So far, so good…So far, so good…So far, so good…”

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 6 years ago

    If it’s Everest and a straight drop to sea level, he has plenty of time.

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    tripwire45  about 6 years ago

    Of course if you don’t skydive, it’s just meaningless information.

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    sandpiper  about 6 years ago

    But an interesting metaphor for making decisions about how long one is involved in something is long enough. Life changing and not always dire

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    Nyckname  about 6 years ago

    Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom.

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    Bob.  about 6 years ago

    Would you pack your own chute, or would you trust a stranger’s packing job?

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    Vilyehm  about 6 years ago

    Next ledge down, the bears hold up a sign saying, “Don’t believe him. Read the small print first.”

    Along with 42 lines of very small text.

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    comixbomix  about 6 years ago

    The real secret is knowing where he gets the second sheet of paper…

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 6 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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    Lablubber   about 6 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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    somebodyshort  about 6 years ago

    It’s not the diving that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 6 years ago

    A long life is good fortune of random chance and timing.

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    Linguist  about 6 years ago

    I had a good friend of mine that, no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t convince him to go skydiving with me. He thought I was crazy for jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.

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    bakana  about 6 years ago

    Wouldn’t those first couple signs need larger Print since the Skydiver was so much further away?

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    bakana  about 6 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed …

    Kick the guy who talked you into Skydiving out of the plane First.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Don’t know about any rip cord, but here, pull my finger!

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    Daeder  about 6 years ago

    “If you can read this, you should have pulled your ripcord twenty seconds ago.”

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    Kveldulf  about 6 years ago

    “If you can read this now, you can’t read it now.”

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    fstop8  about 6 years ago

    I won’t try skydiving because I couldn’t stand the noise – me screaming!!

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    finnygirl Premium Member about 6 years ago

    When I was in college, a friend of mine went skydiving. I pondered the possibility for a while, and mentioned it to my mom. She said “If you do decide to go, DON’T tell me before! Tell me AFTER you’ve done it.” That helped me come to the decision I had really preferred all along – I didn’t do it! (Before that, my dad had told me never to consider skydiving because I was too “thin and gangly” and my legs were too long. I think he did that just to try to discourage me. That helped the decision, too!)

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