Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 09, 2018

No, I’m talking to your butt.

my brother and I WITNESSED a rubber man on center stage. Cannot remember much about it.

featuring…A Human Rubber Vertebrae…

Fools may not have the facts, but they always have the numbers.

I hope he’s anatomically incorrect.

Wilford Brimley’s got one word for you: subpoenie.

(“Wonderful thing, a subpoenie.”)

No, she’s talking to the choir.

that is how I talk out my A@#

Remember to properly lubricate your suppository before inserting.

I’m not pointing any fingers, certainly not within arms’s length.

If ANDs and BUTTs were candies and nuts, we’d all have a merry crisis ….

Sounds like a true challange made to one of the many political fanatic commentators on Tom The Dancing Bug or Non Sequitur

http://www.medievalists.net/2014/10/week-medieval-manuscript-images-5/

By the time they had their third child, most of the things that their friends who new parents were citing as irrefutable facts had already been long discarded, of course.

A new point of view can sometimes be quite enlightening, but I don’t think you will find ethos, logos, or pathos with that foul smell you are emitting.

When Le Pétomane speaks (as it were), you all should listen (as it were). Something smells fishy here. Who is this unseen critic demanding “credible evidence”? I fart in your general direction!

Could be Teresa is consorting with the contortionist.

This man has a serious birth defect that scoliosis was just the beginning and ended in this frightful bending around till his face is between his legs facing backwards. A terrible malady that at one time was called “the witch’s back” or “devil is the hindmost”. Found their way into carnival oddity shows and parading of malformed people.