Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 08, 2018

Good. The money you get from the discovery will help pay for that club you just ruined.

Silver lining time.

Id is in mormon country???

I hear that there is a golfer out there who’s luck was so bad, poor guy. That when they had to bury him it still took six or seven tries to sink his coffin in the hole.

Problem is, the bones are the property of the golf course owners, and Rod is stuck with an iron that got what it deserved and nothing else.

Maybe it was an apteryx… a wingless bird with hairy feathers…