Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 23, 2018

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 6 years ago

    That’s diabolical!

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    alasko  over 6 years ago

    Such a lovely place….

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    baddawg1989  over 6 years ago

    You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave…

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    kraftjeff  over 6 years ago

    So I called up the Captain,‘Please bring me my wine’He said, ‘we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty-nine’And still those voices are calling from far away,Wake you up in the middle of the nightJust to hear them say"

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    cabalonrye  over 6 years ago

    Last thing I rememberI was running for the doorI had to find the passage back to the place I was before“Relax,” said the night man“We are programmed to receiveYou can check-out any time you likeBut you can never leave!”

    I WANT FIVE OF THOSE!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!

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    dwane.scoty1  over 6 years ago

    Great Idea! Look @ all the $‘s you’ll save on Spider & Frog food!

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    jarvisloop  over 6 years ago

    Arlo knows what a hookah is? Well, now we know what else he did in college besides drink beer and chase girls.

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    shawnc1959  over 6 years ago

    If they had one for mosquitos, I’d buy a dozen.

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    joedon2007  over 6 years ago

    She’ll be getting a call from those people at P E T A

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    serial232  over 6 years ago

    I went to the sports store, Cabela, and bought a fly gun. It shoots a small amount of table salt about 8 feet and has a pattern like a shot gun. It is amazing how fun it is to shoot a fly out of mid air.

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    Ontman  over 6 years ago

    What a wonderful centerpiece for their patio. A fancy jar full of dead flies.

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    Da'Dad  over 6 years ago

    Had a wasp trap that worked the same way. The first year I hung it it was literally stuffed with so many they displaced all of the water. Had to dispatch them with a mallet. Have not caught more than a few since then.

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    Tyge  over 6 years ago

    If Arlo knew what a hookah is/was, he’d know that’s not one. Jimmy had to have thrown that and the “Hotel California” to attract the emjay crowd. And that’s just what he got. Played you guys like a sitar. :o)

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    formathe  over 6 years ago

    So Janis is NOT Buddhist.

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    bdmiles1  over 6 years ago

    This comic is a repeat from last year. SPOILER ALERT: They end up throwing it away, because it seemed like fly torture.

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    Tyge  over 6 years ago

    It’s all that boiled shrimp and ripe cantaloupe that’s doing it!

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    ARLOS DAD  over 6 years ago

    It will look so nice when it’s half full too…..

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    Map_One  over 6 years ago

    Get a bug zapper. It’s quick, and makes pretty lights.

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    DDrazen  over 6 years ago

    I wanted that song to form the basis of an episode from a particular anthology show: “They think they’re going to spend the evening at the Hotel California, but instead they’ll began a protracted sampling of the kind of hospitality available only from room service in … The Twilight Zone.”

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 6 years ago

    we buy bug bags from the farm supply place. Smell like horse barn, but gets them. Keep one on fence between my neighbor, keeps him happy. Go through 2-3 a summer.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Zappers are more entertaining.

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    banjinshiju  over 6 years ago

    Janis has an evil side!

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    Plods with ...™  over 6 years ago

    Don’t ever sit down wind of one of those.

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    Bobbo76  over 6 years ago

    I had a girlfriend once who was afraid of flies until she learned how to open them…

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